Star quarterback believed to be trapped in bank vault

During an attempted robbery and shootout at First Community Bank today, the access panel to the vault door was damaged, leaving several patrons trapped inside.

The Star Security System has dispatched technicians who will be arriving shortly to assess and remedy the situation.

However, the high school football game has been cancelled, as their star quarterback, Sharaf Jarrah of the undefeated Community High School Bulldogs is trapped inside the vault.

"My family and I extend our deepest sympathies to the people who were killed in today's bank robbery," said Omar Jarrah, father of Sharaf. "We have spoken to our son, Sharaf, and he is doing well, but is eager to be released from the safe."

In a recent profile by the Courier of Sharaf Jarrah, reporter Paul Delante learned a few things about the athlete described as extraordinary, Sharaf Jarrah is claustrophobic.